The Next Best Thing to a Perfect Man?
I can't believe it's taken me so long to reach the
conclusion that there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Yes, I know I'm a bit slow to only realise now, but a girl
can dream can't she? Women are a bit strange in their
logic when it comes to men though. Many would rather be
with any man instead of being single. Then you get the gold-diggers
who only date rich men, whose credit cards are their only hope.
Other chicks have a thing for pretty boys, who trade them in for
an upgrade after 2 weeks. But boys, don't fret, there are also girls
who have a thing for normal guys, who are footloose and baggage
free. Some are born that way, others grow up to be like that.
The conclusion? Guys, women are just like men in many ways,
they just don't fart in public or piss standing up. And ladies?
If all else fails, get a doll. They never piss on the toilet seat.