Rox in the City

Singletons Guide to the Galaxy: A Thrills and Frills Blog

Thursday, June 30, 2005

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Friday, June 24, 2005

Depravity Bear

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Cuddly Smut

Ok, I know it's girly, but so what. Nothing like a spot of S&M to get the mood on. Bondage, baby! This feisty fellow can be found here, along with some other toys and goodies.
In other bizare news, Cape Times had a hysterical story about a cow and bull getting it on, crashing into a shop (literally, through the windows), breaking 4 panes of glass and smashing up a few displays in the process. Must have been quite a shag!

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Reptile Romance

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A classic leg-over situation

Animal porn is funny. This one especially, as it loks like the poor dudes fallen off or something. It's also not often to see lizards, or any reptiles for that matter, caught in the act. So, this is my contribution to the Smut Fest. Round 1.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Smut in the City

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In the interest of maintaining a competetive spirit in the bloggisphere, and since it's all being done all over the place anyway, I propose a Smut Challenge. ChumpStylers, Salaam's, JanFF etc. take note, this shouldn't be too hard for you to achieve. It's simple, everyone posts their smuttiest smut, readers can chose their favourites, we can have a vote from there. Easy.

Ok, so here's the catch: no human porn. Sorry boys, that means that anything featuring Paris will automatically be disqualified. It can only be animated, animal, cartoon, teddy-bear, hell even furniture, as long as it's non-human.

So, if any of you are up for it (no pun intended there), show me what you got. My addition to be posted soon.

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Thong in cheek

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Couldn't have summed it up better myself. A single gal mantra if ever there was one, goes well with the 'seemed like a good idea at the time' rationalising.

Ain't nuthin' but a G-string baby...

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Yup, it's pretty tough sometimes. But hey, it has it's perks. World domination is like, so hot right now.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Bunny Hugger in the City

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Cats: Cuddly

I am a bunny hugger. I am, really. I am vegetarian, I don't wear fur, I don't use products that have been tested on animals and I have assumed myself to be aware of these things. But recently I was shaken out of my habitual cool when I discovered that pet food is tested on pets. And I don't mean that Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of Chicken Crunch either. I mean dogs having chunks of muscle removed from their legs to test the effect diet has on muscle tone. I mean cats having their stomachs exposed to test out a new fibre-increased diet. IAMS is responsible for these tests and more. Ironic as hell, animal lovers feeding their beloved pets food that has indirectly caused other pets to die. As I can't go and release all the lab pets and burn down the lab, the next best thing is to boycott their asses.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

It's my last one, but you can Hoff it

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No really, I just couldn't help myself. You'd have thought the ChumpStyle Hoffnotic Speedo thing would have put me hoff, but sadly, I just don't hoff any will-power. Somebody just gag me now, please.