Ok, I know it's girly, but so what. Nothing like a spot of S&M to get the mood on. Bondage, baby! This feisty fellow can be found here, along with some other toys and goodies.
In other bizare news, Cape Times had a hysterical story about a cow and bull getting it on, crashing into a shop (literally, through the windows), breaking 4 panes of glass and smashing up a few displays in the process. Must have been quite a shag!