Rox in the City

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Thursday, July 14, 2005

Penis Envy? I think not!

Sing along to the melody of "I Will Survive"...

(piano intro)

At first I was afraid... I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long
That I grew strong...
And I knew that I could take you on.

But there you are... another lie,
I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a Frenchfry!
I should have known that it was bull$hit, just a sadpathetic dream,
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now Go...walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't catch you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count???!

I will survive! I will survive!
'Cause as long as I have batteries my $ex life is goingto thrive!
I will always have good $ex with a handful of latex!I
will survive! I will survive!
Hey! Hey!

[Verse II]
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egosand to hell with all your needs
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

(Repeat Chorus)