Rox in the City

Singletons Guide to the Galaxy: A Thrills and Frills Blog

Monday, September 19, 2005

Superman, oh Superman...

Yup, it just had to happen. Once you have reached the next level of singledom, Rogues begin to lose their cool. Or, more likely, you start seeing Superman around instead, and he makes you wonder why the hell you ever thought the Rogue was all that. Think carefully though, these dudes are trickier than they seem.

The Superman is instantly identifiable by his blue eyes. They twinkle at you endearingly. Then there's the dark curls, the dimples...oh, and the buff chest just waiting to have it's shirt ripped off. Ahem. Anyway, so it's not hard to see the charm there. The Superman doesn't leave it at that though, he also walks grannies across the road, has a kitten, actually reads and is straight. The warning bells usually start chiming at the stage, but sadly they're more than often drowned out by the tinkle of wedding bells in your head. It gets worse, all too often he's also heard them church, next to his wife. Ok, this is the worst case scenario, but still! Supermen are never single; this is another of the Universes little giggles: make a near perfect man, then make him unavailable. Never fails to work, that man will be instantly wanted. And being a Superman, you bet he knows it too.

Just like the holy grail, but oh so much more fun to seek!