Is Chuck the new Hoff?
Goodbye Hoffmania, hello Walker Texas Ranger. Chuck Norris is here baby, if you don't like him it's too damn bad. He'll roundhouse kick you in the face anyway.
Some little known facts about Chuck:
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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